ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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