Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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