Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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