I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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