Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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