Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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