Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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