You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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