I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he wants to bone in the snuggie
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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