Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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