ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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