i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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