Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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