Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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