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(503): View more from Oregon

i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking

(1-503): View more from Oregon

I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.

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(586): View more from Michigan

He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.

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(516): View more from New York

Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.

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