why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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