just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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