If i come over, it means nothing
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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