my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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