I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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