Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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