Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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