we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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