she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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