There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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