Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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