When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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