He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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