No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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