drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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