If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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