i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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