Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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