We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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