i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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