Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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