its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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