wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
