But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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