I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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