why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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