i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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