It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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