I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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