i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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