How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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