Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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