Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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