Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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