we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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