Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i dont even know how to be here
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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