She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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