He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Your cock deserves a montage
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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